@astrologyships
Aries- “YEAH MOM” (cold water by Justin Bieber was playing and he says “everybody gets high sometimes you know"and I yelled “YEAH MOM”)
Taurus- “KFC” ( we literally eat KFC almost every time she comes over)
Gemini- “I NEED WOOD” (something I yelled in the middle of the night outside because “knock on wood” if you jinx yourself)
Cancer- “Walmart guy” (we go to Wal-Mart a lot and there’s this old guy who works there and he loves us so much)
Leo- “baby powder” ( I tried acting like I was dabbing with cocaine on my arm-actually baby powder and I snorted baby powder and my nose way bleeding and I was delusional)
Virgo- “wolf” (in Victoria secret, this women said excuse me and my reflex was to say wolf back )
Libra- “homestyle creamy butter” (I screamed in the middle of Wal-Mart because a bag of homestyle creamy butter moved and ever since she claims in just scared of butter”
Scorpio- “its 4am and I’m eating a cake and telling a guy I’m going to fuck him” (I was so emotional that night and he was so )
Sagittarius- The night we cut open glow sticks and splattered them all over my room(it looks so cool)
Capricorn- “giraffe in my room” (one time I woke up in the middle of the night and swore I saw a giraffe and apparently a frog riding him and texted my friend right away)
Aquarius- “PWAH” (in the middle of Wal-Mart she did that and the lunchbox fell from shelf- we’ve determined she’s magic now. )
Pisces- “that’s mayonnaise”(she was holding a jar of mayo and I told her it was mayo- and we laughed so hard bcuz the way I said it)
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS
Every time
please please please just let me be happy for a long time
okay friends buckle up:
one day this popped up on my dash three times, and let me tell you that each time i reblogged this, my wishes came true: all three came true in that one day.
so if you get discouraged, just please have hope. because this really does work. <3
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director