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zodiacismylife

Signs as inside jokes w my best friend

zodiacismylife:

@astrologyships
Aries- “YEAH MOM” (cold water by Justin Bieber was playing and he says “everybody gets high sometimes you know"and I yelled “YEAH MOM”)

Taurus- “KFC” ( we literally eat KFC almost every time she comes over)

Gemini- “I NEED WOOD” (something I yelled in the middle of the night outside because “knock on wood” if you jinx yourself)

Cancer- “Walmart guy” (we go to Wal-Mart a lot and there’s this old guy who works there and he loves us so much)

Leo- “baby powder” ( I tried acting like I was dabbing with cocaine on my arm-actually baby powder and I snorted baby powder and my nose way bleeding and I was delusional)

Virgo- “wolf” (in Victoria secret, this women said excuse me and my reflex was to say wolf back )

Libra- “homestyle creamy butter” (I screamed in the middle of Wal-Mart because a bag of homestyle creamy butter moved and ever since she claims in just scared of butter”

Scorpio- “its 4am and I’m eating a cake and telling a guy I’m going to fuck him” (I was so emotional that night and he was so )

Sagittarius- The night we cut open glow sticks and splattered them all over my room(it looks so cool)

Capricorn- “giraffe in my room” (one time I woke up in the middle of the night and swore I saw a giraffe and apparently a frog riding him and texted my friend right away)

Aquarius- “PWAH” (in the middle of Wal-Mart she did that and the lunchbox fell from shelf- we’ve determined she’s magic now. )

Pisces- “that’s mayonnaise”(she was holding a jar of mayo and I told her it was mayo- and we laughed so hard bcuz the way I said it)

zodiacismylife
zodiacsociety

The Signs as Beautiful Words In English

justanotherzodiacblog:

Aries: Mellifluous (adj.) - a sound that is sweet and smooth, pleasing to hear 

Taurus: Ineffable (adj.) - too great to be expressed in words 

Gemini: Sonorous (adj.) - an imposingly deep and full sound 

Cancer: Serendipity (n.) - the chance occurrence of events in a beneficial way 

Leo: Limerence (n.) - the state of being infatuated with another person 

Virgo: Ethereal (adj.) - extremely delicate, light, not of this world 

Libra: Petrichor (n.) - the pleasant, earthy smell after rain 

Scorpio: Iridescent (adj.) - producing a display of rainbowlike colours 

Sagittarius: Denouement (n.) - the resolution of a narrative 

Capricorn: Vellichor (n.) - the strange wistfulness of used bookshops 

Aquarius: Eloquence (n.) - the art of using language in an apt, fluent way 

Pisces: Sonder (n.) - the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own 

zodiacsociety Source: justanotherzodiacblog
zodiacsociety

Commonalities between Square Signs

astro-hotline:

Aries:Imaginative like Cancer & Motivated like Capricorn

Taurus:Loyal like Leo & Frank like Aquarius

Gemini:Hilarious like Virgo & Dreamy like Pisces

Cancer: Imaginative like Aries & Romantic like Libra

Leo:Loyal like Taurus & Attentive like Scorpio

Virgo:Hilarious like Gemini & Philosophical like Sagittarius

Libra:Romantic like Cancer & Cunning like Capricorn

Scorpio:Attentive like Leo & Unpredictable like Aquarius

Sagittarius: Philosophical like Virgo & Wise like Pisces

Capricorn:Motivated like Aries & Cunning like Libra

Aquarius:Frank like Taurus & Unpredictable like Scorpio

Pisces:Dreamy like Gemini & Wise like Sagittarius

zodiacsociety Source: astro-hotline
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stirrup-studies:
“ bridles-and-boots:
“ avocae:
“ peachtml:
“ openyourthird-eye:
“ highonvodka:
“ themixedbagofspooky:
“ spoopy-len-in-a-dress:
“ riningear:
“ doryishness:
“ displaced-angel:
“ ryedragon:
“ ineffectual ;
“ reblog and make a wish!
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stirrup-studies:

bridles-and-boots:

avocae:

peachtml:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

ineffectual ;

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

Every time

please please please just let me be happy for a long time

okay friends buckle up:

one day this popped up on my dash three times, and let me tell you that each time i reblogged this, my wishes came true: all three came true in that one day.

so if you get discouraged, just please have hope. because this really does work. <3

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala Source: inritum
destielfluff
maryburgers:
“maryburgers:
“riskpig:
“ luthienebonyx:
“ telanu:
“ britney2007spears:
“ hoodoo-hoodlum:
“ I’m so mad because this worked
”
help me roger
”
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
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Reblogging myself because…...

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

destielfluff
zodiacsociety

the signs having dinner

  • Cancer: serves everyone
  • Capricorn: "Bon appétit!"
  • Aries: holds in laugh
  • Scorpio: smirks and looks at Gemini
  • Gemini: "BONE APPLE TEA"
  • Taurus: "BOB ATE THE MEAT"
  • Libra: "BONE SMACK THE TEETH"
  • Capricorn: "What did I do to deserve this?"
  • Leo: "BOB ATE THE MEAT"
  • Taurus: "I just said tha-"
  • Aries: "BOY SNIFF THE QUEEF"
  • Pisces: tries to speak but gets interrupted by Sagittarius
  • Sagittarius: "BONG ASSHOLE SNEEZE"
  • Cancer: "Everyone, please! We're just trying to have a nice dinner.... "
  • *silence*
  • Capricorn: "Thank you"
  • Cancer: "Who am I kidding... MOM I HAVE FLEAS."
  • Capricorn: bangs head on table
  • Pisces: giggles
  • Pisces: "Guys I have a good one.. Toe-"
  • Aquarius: "BOB SAGET'S TEETH"
  • Virgo: "BUM SNIFF YA FEET"
  • Pisces: thinks to self 'toe tap a flea'
  • Scorpio: "FIND MY DEAD NIECE"
  • *silence*
  • The rest of the signs: look at scorpio
  • Scorpio: "Did I do something wrong?"
  • The rest of the signs: shake head in disbelief and start eating
  • Pisces: whispers "Toe tap a flea"
zodiacsociety Source: horny-scopes